what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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