All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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