Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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