my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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WHAT??
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
The air taste purple.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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