I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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