Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We are all done wearing pants today
I need to align my fucking chakras
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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