My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
