Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
His nipple licking is glorious
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