Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
