I cockslap morals
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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