spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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