Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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