So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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