I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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