he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he shaved USA in his pubs
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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