why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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