he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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