It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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