Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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