p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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