try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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