"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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