I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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