then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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