im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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