I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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