Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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