i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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