once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
