What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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