Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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