"it" just moved
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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