is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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