Hey man sorry I got all grabby
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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