'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
