Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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