That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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