We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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