if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You work out of a Hotel?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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