I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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