so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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