You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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