Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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