dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
we're making bets on your personal life
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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