whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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