And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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