Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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