i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
