Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.