yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like