then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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