I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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