I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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