I should be sponsored by Trojan
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
tell me about the fingering
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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