ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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