Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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